An important oversight existed in our last post which needs to be mentioned.
On our adventure to Mt Nemrut, we were guided by a white-haired gentleman in a smooth white shirt and complementing chinos. After initially assuming that he was the least bit interested in taking today's tour, he warmed to the No Longer Anchored crew. He warmed to us in such a way that he thought he would provide us with some advice- advice pertaining to the courting of women. In poem form, he proceeded to recite his carefully worded pick up line which he used on women during his time as a hotel manager in Kahta. It went as follows:
If you drink pepsi, you will be sexy.
If you drink cognac, you will be monyak*.
If you drink raki, you will be lucky.
And, if you drink wine, you will be wine.
*this apparently means crazy in Turkish
Thanks smooth Turkish guy- we will keep this in mind!
On our adventure to Mt Nemrut, we were guided by a white-haired gentleman in a smooth white shirt and complementing chinos. After initially assuming that he was the least bit interested in taking today's tour, he warmed to the No Longer Anchored crew. He warmed to us in such a way that he thought he would provide us with some advice- advice pertaining to the courting of women. In poem form, he proceeded to recite his carefully worded pick up line which he used on women during his time as a hotel manager in Kahta. It went as follows:
If you drink pepsi, you will be sexy.
If you drink cognac, you will be monyak*.
If you drink raki, you will be lucky.
And, if you drink wine, you will be wine.
*this apparently means crazy in Turkish
Thanks smooth Turkish guy- we will keep this in mind!
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