Friday, 3 August 2012

The End of Brussels- Ljubljana, a boss city!


31/07 Passport success, skip-bo boilers, geriatric couchette, Koln wurst and crimp battles

Monday had arrived. This meant that we were able to apply for an emergency passport! Great news! Turning up at 9am on the dot with forms in hand the boilers at the Australian embassy immediately took a shine to our organisation and our bad luck. Credit must go to Mumsy for all her hel back home as well- going to the Australian Passport Office in Melbourne to get documents cited. Anyway, they assured us that I would be issued with an Emergency passport on the same day! Great news! We were out of the shithole of place that was Brussels. In fact, the Belgian security guards at the Australian embassy commented that their own town was a dangerous shit hole; they said being school holidays a lot of bags get snatched. I don’t know what everyone else did on their school holidays but I sure didn’t go and snatch bags for kicks! 6 hours layter we got a phone call saying my passport was ready and that my application for my full passport was submitted and would be sent to Zagreb to be picked up there! We proceeded straight to the train station to get a ticket out of there. What we booked was a 24 hour train journey direct to Ljubljana!

First leg from Brussels to Cologne was fun filled. Mainly because of the two German boilers from Aachen who were indulging in a card game called skip-bo. After making friends and then observing the incomprehensible rules of their game Harro was invited to play! With help from one of the boilers, he mastered the game quickly to beat the Germans at their own game. Australia 1- Germany 0.

Jumping off the train in Cologne we had 3 hours to kill. What better way to spend 3 hours than at a German beer hall. A Wurst and 3 beers later it was back to the station for our overnight train to Munchen. On this leg we benefited from our 3 bed couchette reservation. Of which a tour was necessary- see below. Me, harro and a geriatric cyclist from America made for an interesting journey. It wasn’t long before we were woken by the couchette and then our free breakfast.

First off the train in Munchen we were intent on getting out of expensive euro cities and keen on booking a ticket to Ljubljana. It would be 5 hours til our 6 hour train to Ljubljana so we went exploring – buying coffees and checking out the farmers market in the main square. This is where we bought 2.50 euro pp lunch consisting of home made capsicum dip, Turkish bread and walnut stuffed olives! Tired from the overnighter we got on the train and crashed- before we woke to the a Croatian angel sitting opposite us. With mila kunis like looks harro thought he was in a dream but then realised he was not so stared at her for the remainder of the trip in awe of her amazing facial features!

We arrived in Ljubljana and made the trek down to the Sax Hostel, a jazz inspired hostel that looked awesome online and was sure to provide some good times. On arrival we made friends with the SAFA Jake with whom we sunk some beers and grabbed some dinner. Onward from dinner we hit up a bar where beers were consumed on a gutter and a month long street party at which the whole student community seemed to attend. Harro got his birding on straight away meeting educated types from ljubljana’s student community but it is his long game style that is seemingly being his down fall- but as Confucius said ‘a short game is only as long as your shortest long game’.  I sense he will learn!

The SAFA Jake

01/08

Our first full day in Ljubljana was spent getting lost in the small city that is Ljubljana. Wandering nd taking turns where you have no understanding of where you could end up is often the best way to discover a city. I met a great man in Vienna who shared his experience from Moscow with me. He said every day he used to go to Moscows’s central train station catch a suburban train to the end of the line and simply try to find his way back without a map; that is truly travel and exploration!

The highlight of getting lost in the city was coming across a Football and Art exhibition. As the name suggests all the exhibitors had somehow focused their artwork on experiences, events and concepts in football. With free entry, it was amazing value- just some of the coolest stuff Id ever seen from sculpture to movie to photography. It showed Ljubljana really does have a thriving art culture. After a long day walking a couple of beers at  sax hostel was enough to make us weary and suggest we probably needed an early night!

Slovenia is well known for mountains, lake bled and eating horse; however they are lesser know for being stuck in the 90s. The sport(I use this term loosly) of Rollerblading is still going strong. This is the second most popular form of transportation in Ljubljana.  In the first 4 hours of being here we saw 16 rollerbladers. I questioned many locals about the practicality of this, what happens when you get to your destination? Where are your shoes? This never seemed to phase them or Finlay who is wholehartady a full retard for liking rollerblading as a practical form of transportation.  Just use a bike.

The second most interesting “treaty” of Ljubljana is white pants. All the chicks wear these largely transparent pants…. Initially we were sceptical but then after seeing the ultimate combination of white hot pants and rollerblades that was the tipping point. Only this combination was acceptable.

02/08
We decided it was time for team NoLongerAnchored to get cultured, and what better way than a walking tour of Ljubljana. Our mate Jake said that this tour would put everything into perspective and explain the city, he was not wrong. Turns out that the citys pride and joy is a Preseren a drunk poet who creeps on 14 year old girls; with a large bronze statue in the middle of the city square dedicated to the man (the statue also stare directly at another statue of his muse, a 14yo girl). The majority of the students we have met all study literature and hence the cogs ticked why this is so. The ideal place for one Jonathan Hibbert.

The tour took us past the Milk vending machine where fresh unpasteurised milk is collected by the locals. This typical American tourist who constantly asked annoying questons proclaimed selling such milk was in fact illegal in American; and was somehow captured in an underground milk trade.

The highlight of the tour was the famous dragon bridge. The myth being that if a virgin walked across the bridge the dragons would wag their tails at said person. The converse story told to us by the locals was that the dragons wink at you if you are a slut. Naturally they had some epileptic fit when Finlay crossed the bridge.

The other interesting point from the tour was that one killer Slovenian architect, Joze Plecnik, designed pretty much the whole city. So much so that hearing about PLecnik, his ballusrtades and pillars became slightly monotonous. But big ups to Plecnik for designing cool stuff in a cool city with cool people. All in all, Plecnik is a boss!

MUNBATS 2012/13 preseason campaign began today with the sherbeb running down to the local park and showing the Slovenians how to get it done. Dips, push ups and squat jumps where performed. The locals crowded around as 2 man cut outs, sniper bounce and lightning were unveiled.






Dubbed the “very average terrace party” due to speculation the night before, we arrived and were led up to the very rustic and bohemian terrace. Jake felt ballsy and stepped in first and was greeted by a weary bunch of 30-somethings who seemed to not be expecting us. We eased into things as the night moved on and were fed various finger foods including horse and mushrooms. Well, it is possible that it wasn’t horse but our immediate assumption when eating any meat in Slovenia is that we may be eating black caviar’s illegitimate child. A few warm beers later and we went to explore the house. We found the most epic “onesi” with glittery stretch fabric and placed our orders on the spot, as well as other strange, but awesome designerish stuff, including illuminating pillow case masks, most with a shwearrib, made by the “happy tattoo” girl (who was incidentally really hot) and our new friends sister. Some other revelations from the night was that the largest Slovenian community outside Slovenia is in Kew- random?!? But also that the host of the party, for reasons unknown to us didn’t like Jake. He is the most chilled nicest dude from South Africa so readons to hate him were almost as foreign to us as eating horse. But we think she had issues given that she maintained that the vegetable she was chopping was a pumpkin when it clearly wasn’t.

03/08

With a new member, Mel from Sydney in tow the crew headed out to the #1 tourist attraction, the Postojna Caves.
bus trip, 12 euro
entry fee to the caves, 4 euro
Seeing a fish that looks like a dick, priceless.

The fish (called Proteus) is blind, can live for 3 years without food and looks like a dick (as described by a local Slovenian). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olm

A 'i heart double dick fish' t shirt

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