Sunday, 14 October 2012

Georgia - On my mind?


28/09

After a sleep, following a long day of travel the previous day,  our first item on the agenda was to go to the Azerbaijan embassy to get the wheels moving on the visa before the weekend. But following a quick chat with the hostel staff, people in the hostel and then consultation of Thorn Tree, the travellers online bible, we decided that rather going directly to the embassy it was in fact much easier for us to acquire a visa through a tour company near the embassy. With them it would only take 3 business days and no interaction with the embassy. However with election day happening on the following Monday this would mean we would have our visas by the following Wednesday which would work perfectly. So after the hostel got us a taxi and we paid our $1.50 we were at the tourist agency putting our passports in. Before long, we were out of the tourist agency and in their drivers car getting driven to the main shopping/sightseeing drag of Tbilise- Rustaveli Ave.

Starting our walk at the crazy bicycle we headed down the main street getting a feel for Tbilisi before it was time for a coffee in a lovely little patisserie/café on the same st. After Harro wowed me with his coffee and smooth muscle facts we were back walking past more shops, museums, galleries and government buildings. Before long, we had reached Liberty/Freedom Square, named Freedom Square in 1918, during the foundation of the First Georgian Republic following the collapse of the Russian Empire, the main roundabout of Tbilisi. In the middle stands a pillar adorned with a gold statue depicting St George slaying the dragon. From Liberty square it only took a short walk before we were back at the hostel.

As we wandered down Rustavelli Ave (or Beggers Ave) we were constantly harassed by little gypsy rat kids asking for money. Then at one stage I said no and shook my head at this kid he decided to latch himself to my leg. In my post illness state of nonchalance I didn’t break stride as this child swung from my leg like David attached to Goliath.  Eventually this gypsy kid grew tired of this and dropped off. Finn and I looked at each other both quite amused.
For dinner we whipped up a Turkish chicken, cous cous and roast vegetable feast from the special spices that we purchased in the spice bazaar in Istanbul. Nom nom nom

View from the cablecar
 29/09

After a sleep in the day before, we were ready to get up early. Not voluntarily but because it was GRAND FINAL DAY! And in the Australian spirit we were up and ready with enough time to navigate through the hostels dodgy internet and onto the live stream. After connecting to the live stream 2 minutes before the bounce we took our seats in front of the computer. As we rode every bump from 13,519 km away most of the hostel gave us strange looks as we, real weird dudes with beards, watched a foreign Australian sport at 9 in the morning in Georgia. As quarter time came around we rushed to the kitchen, picked up our free breakfast platter and headed back to the computer to finish the game in peace and quiet. SWANNIESS WIN!!!

As the presentation concluded we thought it might be a good idea to get off the couch and head out and see a bit more of the city. After Harros thongs blew out our first stop was to a market recommended to us by the hostel staff that may stock some kind of ‘slippers’ as they called them. Heading out from the hostel without a map (apparently there are no free tourist maps of Tbilisi) we attempted to find the closest metro station but soon arrived at the Presidential Palace on top of one of the many hills around Tbilisi. Equipped with large glass dome, and huge lawn with modern sculptures we quickly had a look through the steel fence and then conceded that finding the metro could be a bit of an effort all for a pair of thongs. So we decided that we would head back down the hill and to the cable car station in a newly developed park on the banks of the river flowing through Tbilisi. For 25c a ride we couldn’t go past it! So as we reached the top of the hill we hopped off and started walking along the ridge to check out what might be there. First stop was the tin lady as she came known to us, a large steel statue of a lady with a sword overlooking the city and then a ridiculous large modern mansion made of all things steel and glass. As we reached the end of the road we walked back in the direction from where we came to the castle and church. From their we got a great few of the hammam district of the city, the oldest part of Tbilisi,  as well as another Grand Designs worthy house in a quarry area on the other side of the ridge. But soon enough, our hunger pains kicked in and we were down the hill and ready for some dumplings! Thinking it might be a good idea to try somewhere new we headed to a small cellar bar where we settled in with some dumplings and salad while watching the main opposition party rally on the TV which we found was being held only 5 mins walk away at Liberty Square. After finishing lunch, we thought we would head to the rally but were soon stopped by a big guy in jeans, t shirt and thongs who had just come into the bar. Hearing us speak English he asked where we were from- this was Pieter from Pretoria who as a compliance officer with an insurance company from South Africa was in Tbilisi setting up a bank at ridiculous interest rates provided by the Georgian government. It wasn’t long before we were coaxed into a few lunchtime beers and then organised to meet up late to watch the rugby union at the only Irish pub in Tbilisi. But the beers had given us the confidence to head to Liberty Square to check out the opposition party, Georgian Dream’s political rally- led by their leader Iranashvilli who we found out later in fact owned the ridiculously large steel and glass house directly opposite the Presidential Palace that we had visited earlier in the day.

After a quick visit to the rally we headed back to the hostel, had a quick nap, ate last night’ s leftovers and then headed off to meet Pieter at The Hangar. Meeting him there just before the game started we witnessed another horrible display by the Wallabies; made even worse by watching it with a South African. However, Pieter’s generosity was definitely a highlight. Understanding that we were young travellers and on a budget, and seemingly enjoying our company, he did not allow us to pay a cent. A great bloke! On the short walk home, grabbing some fruit and a Georgian ice cream sandwich topped off a great day- now though we were exhausted!
Dreaming of a new Georgian Future


30/09


Another day meant another major Australian sporting event- today it was the NRL. Played at a much more convenient time, we were granted a sleep in. But soon it was time to log in to the stream and cheer on the storm! After 80 minutes that result was in- STORM! With a great result we were up and about for the day and ready to organise some stuff. On the agenda was what we would do for the next couple of days while we waited for our visa. After researching the possibilities and weighing up what would be the most unique experience we decided on heading to the Kakheti region in the southeast of the country. What drew us to heading there was that it was the wine growing region of Georgia and as the first country to make wine, let alone in 500 different varieties we thought it was necessary to try on our trip to Georgia.

After skyping and a bit of reading it was time for dinner and time to whip up a quick pasta dish and bit of salad. Then it was time to organise our bags and get ready for our mashrutka ride to Sighnagi, a town in Kakheti that would be our base to explore the region in the next couple of days.


01/10



Leaving the hostel at 9 30 am we headed to the Mashrutka station to catch our small shared mini bus. With irregular timetables, really only consisting of drivers preferences for leaving when their bus is full, we waited in the bus for halfa before the driver was ready to leave. 3 hours later we arrived in Sighnagi with our new friends Mathias from Belgium and Bryan the former Peace Corps volunteer from the US. At the bus station we called the hostel we had booked the night before to make use of their free pickup service but the person on the phone told us that the hostel had closed for the season so we were left at the bus station and no accommodation. But we were soon approached by some dudes offering beds at their guesthouse. So we took up their invitation with the backing of Mathias and Bryan and were driven there to dump our stuff in our 4 bed dorm. Then we thought lunch would be a good idea. On the recommendation from the young Israeli at the guesthouse we went out in search of a small restaurant with a yellow façade. After nearly walking through the whole town we had yet to see a restaurant with a yellow façade so we called off the search and settled in at an outside table at a homely looking restaurant. After browsing the menu and then ordering we soon saw the young Israeli and her boyfriend walking down the street. As we queried them to the whereabout of this yellow restaurant they replied saying that we were at the restaurant she described- herself unsure as to where she got the yellow façade idea when most of the façade was done in wood.

Har-ros making the wine

After lunch, the 4 man team decided it was a perfect time to go on some sort of wine tour. Approaching the two dudes in charge of the guesthouse, they quickly organised two cars and drivers to take us on a tour of some surrounding wineries. An hour drive from Sighnagi was the first winery where we had 3 glasses after checking out both the modern and traditional methods of Georgian winemaking. A short drive took us to the second winery where we had 5 glasses include a bit of cognac but also a tour of the huge wine factory. Then it was to the third where we had another two and a tour of the huge underground wine cellar carved into the side of the hill and approximately 8km in length. Bryan decided it was a good idea to sleeze onto the young Georgian tour guide and make some awkward yet mildly entertaining remarks. After a quick phone call by our guide and some seriously worried body language she was replaced by a less attractive tour guide who didn’t take any shit. Tour over. After arguably too much wine we were ready to head back and get some food in us hoping that would make for  good  result the following morning because this would include a trip to Davit Gareja. Back to the same restaurant as lunch we demolished some more dumplings and khachapuri then headed back to the guesthouse for some late night back gammon. Backgammon for me and Harro had some slightly different connotations for the other members of the 4 man team…

The wine tour crew in the tunnel
 
02/10

The next morning required us to be up and about early as we were to get in a car and head to the Azerbaijan border about an hour and a half away. During the drive Bryan informed us of his courting of one Chinese girl who had a peculiarly long nipple hair. At the Georgia-Azerbaijan border is Davit Gareja, a monastery complex founded in the 6th century. Some more info and history can be found on the Davit Gareja wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Gareja_monastery_complex. After sussing out the first monastery we were soon on the long walk up the mountain/hill to the ridge where we got a great view of the rolling steppes of Georgia and on the other side, the flat desert of Azerbaijan. With our knowledgeable Belgian friend we followed the steel railing as Lonely Planet, via the Belgian, told us and sussed out the 50 or so caves carved into the mountain. The caves were not only  important meeting points for the monks of the monasteries in the area but also sites of many frescos, religions rock paintings depicting various religious scenes. Then as we finished with the caves with arrived at the end of the path where we spotted two border posts; one Azeri and one Georgian. As we continued to proceed up the ridge to the second border post we were stopped by the Georgian army who told us to turn up towards them to ensure we didn’t reach the Azeri side and aybe cause some kind of international dispute. Then as we left the ridge peacefully we headed down to the car along a bushy track, stopping to speak to so some elderly Swiss tourists along the way. However it was on the walk down that we spotted some wildlife; tons of lizards but even better, a snake. Not wanting to be stuck on the Azeri- Georgian border with a snake bite we hightailed it back to the car and were soon on our way back to Sighnagi.

view of Davit Gareja

some frescos

The drive home was at times even more interesting than the monasteries. First we had to navigate through the thousands of herds of sheep, goats and cows that were all over the road home. It seemed the local herdsmen and their mangy, ridiculously sized dogs had no interest in keeping the roads clear of their livestock, This upset our driver to the point where he nearly took his frustrations out on the herdsman and his horse with his car! Then as we returned to the main highway, away from the livestock and their owners, we were confronted by a small green lada driven by an old man in army fatigues dragging a dead dog behind his car attached to the car by a wire around its leg. It made us all feel a bit queezy! Im not sure how you could do that to any living thing!

But as we overcame our sickness we thought we better eat and instead of heading back to our trusty place in the old town we decided to try somewhere new- a restaurant just up the road from our guesthouse that was rumoured to have some good food. So after some dumplings, corn bread and mushrooms we thought it might be time to have a good workout. We had already spotted a location so it was just a matter of getting there with a firm touch ball and we could smash it. However with a flat caity pooz a good session wasn’t looking likely. After asking our driver though it wasn’t long before he produced a 100 yo pump with no needle. Resigning to the fact that a ball cant get pumped without a needle we were deflated. But as the driver shoved the rubber tube over caity pooz valve and I started pumping we soon had a pumped ball. Yeeooww!! Not understanding how we ended up with a pumped ball we trotted off down the street and headed to the football pitch. As we arrived though, for the first time since we had arrived in Sighnagi there were kids on it! Being 6pm we thought that throwing the ball around for a bit would be a good way to kill some time before the kids were called in for dinner and we would have the football pitch all to ourselves. But as we through the ball, we were soon confronted by kids who had left the football pitch and thought it was better to throw the ball with us. After half an hour throwing the ball with them we tried to shake them and head to the football pitch but our attempts failed as all they wanted to do was follow us and the ball. This left us with no option but to head elsewhere and work out as best we could. On the run home we came across some stairs which provided some amusement but then it was time to head home.

Reconvening with the Belgian and American we thought it was time for dinner and again it was back to our trusty restaurant in the centre of town. More dumplings and beans in our stomach left us ready for bed- especially knowing that we were heading back to Tbilisi at 6 30 the next morning with Rui, the Portuguese man, and Mathias.

03/10

We were up and about early catching a taxi back to Tbilisi with Rui and Mathias. Living without thongs had been painful and I needed to free the feet. So we went on a mission to find some sweet thongs. Eventually we found a shop which sold some decent thongs and unfortunately/fortunately the only colour they had left was green. Although Finn took the piss saying I should wear my green watch, shirt, hat and thong combination I thought they looked quite fetching! We also found the train station where we could buy our overnight train tickets for Baku the next day. Next stop was back to Rustavelli to go and see the Vera Pagava exhibition at the National Galley. Vera was a Georgian born painter who moved to France for the majority of her life and died in Paris. She was able to produce some amazing sketches which I compared to an old school dot matrix printer. Channelling Vera we eat a couple of baguettes and sipped some coffee in Tbilisi, she would be proud. Next we were off to collect our first ever visa for the tour, Azerbaijan Visa check!!! To celebrate we found a Thai restaurant recommended in the lonely planet for dinner then back to the hostel for a game of OG (Original Gangster – card game) while listening to Nas, like a boss.

Vera Pagava painting

04/10

This morning we met an Aussie couple, Cheryl and Norm who were staying in our dorm. They were about 60 and had traveled though most of the Stans and Iran, which was very impressive. However they could no longer carry big packs on their backs so they had strapped travel bags to wheelie trolleys which they towed behind them. We checked out of the hostel and headed off to the train station to get the train to Baku. There we had a few hours to kill so Finn indulged in a coffee that tasted like dishwashing detergent, mmm what a treaty! and sent a few emails to investigate tours we could do in the Fan Mountain of Tajikistan. It was time to board the train so we found our cabin and met our cabin mates; Louise a Russian girl from Samara who had been visiting her grandma in Tbilisi and was on a 3 day train ride back home. Louise didn’t really speak any English but it was great to practice speaking Russian to her and she was bemused about why an Australian was learning it. Our other cabin mate was Farmail an Azeri man from Baku who worked in Tbilisi as a safety advisor. He spoke Azeri, Russian and English and was our translator for the train ride. Our carriage also included a Baku Volleyball team who were coming back from Tbilisi victorious. The whole carriage found it incredibly entertaining that two Aussies were there and every 5mins or so someone new would pop their heads in to say hello. The funniest was the conductor lady who was a short stocky 40year old soviet woman who kept asking if I was married and when I said no she indicated that she wanted to marry me. This sent Finn into a fit of hysterical laughter. As we arrived at the border control the Georgians stamped us out and then along came the Azeri border police who were a bit more difficult… They took our passports and gave us a few strange looks which we had been used to at this stage and then left for about 15mins. Returning they called Finn and I into a cabin where they had set up a laptop and camera like you see at the airport passport control.  Finn went in first and I had to wait at the door. He was confronted with two bearley men, one who had gold teeth and looked like the character Jaws from James Bond films. Jaws spoke little English and was grilling Finn in Russian which he couldn’t understand. I was eventually called in and we worked out that Jaws was asking why we had beards (obviously because they are cool). I though I’d lighten the mood and told him that every day at work you must shave but when you are on holiday you don’t have to. Jaws understood that it was image based and eventually stamped our passports on the condition that we must shave our beards off in the morning. 2 months of hard work all down the drain we thought!!! Reluctantly we said yes and we were in Azerbaijan!!!! A little shaken we drossed how ridiculous the request was and decided that since they had let us in we would keep our beards and that probably Jaws and his mates would be laughing at how they freaked a couple of Aussie dudes out! Exhausted I put some Amity Affliction on my ipod and dozed off to sleep excited to wake up in Baku the next morning.

Finn tucked up in the train blanket

Finn's interrogator - Jaws



Sunday, 7 October 2012

An Addendum- The Smoothest Dude in Turkey?!?

An important oversight existed in our last post which needs to be mentioned.

On our adventure to Mt Nemrut, we were guided by a white-haired gentleman in a smooth white shirt and complementing chinos. After initially assuming that he was the least bit interested in taking today's tour, he warmed to the No Longer Anchored crew. He warmed to us in such a way that he thought he would provide us with some advice- advice pertaining to the courting of women. In poem form, he proceeded to recite his carefully worded pick up line which he used on women during his time as a hotel manager in Kahta. It went as follows:

If you drink pepsi, you will be sexy.
If you drink cognac, you will be monyak*.
If you drink raki, you will be lucky.
And, if you drink wine, you will be wine. 

*this apparently means crazy in Turkish

Thanks smooth Turkish guy- we will keep this in mind!